Bad breath… Mouth closeπŸ™πŸΎ

Hmmnn! There’s nothing as embarrassing as bad breath! It upsets faster than even fart! (Did I just compare these two? Eeeww!) I sat beside an elderly man at the front seat of a J5 bus (You know how those kind of buses make you feel as if you and the other passenger are too close…

Sunday blues🎺

That moment you feel exhausted and you dragged yourself into a tricycle but your ears could not but catch convos. This man and I waited patiently for the third passenger to arrive. I was beginning to get weary waiting  when a lady approached the tricycle. It happened that she knew the other passenger.  We were…

JJCπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ˜Ž

There’s always that first time one rides in BRT buses, howbeit, one had better do well for oneself by asking those who know how it operates for directions so one is not named a nuisance.  There was this guy I met in the bus. Apparently, he was just taking the BRT bus plying Ikorodu road…

When a beggar becomes ‘Mario’…πŸ˜πŸ™„

I have always had this principle of never getting to a point where I get stranded on the streets of Lagos. I resolved to this principle because of the embarrassment usually faced by the stranded(not me though). It can really get so messy at times, that those you didn’t even approach would turn your matter…

Can it be this bad?😳😭

How hard can it really get in Nigeria? Hmmn! I boarded one of the long buses from Ikorodu on my journey to Ojota some days ago (I was running behind schedule for my outing, so I decided against queuing for BRT bus). The bus got filled along the way and the conductor started to call…

Jobless SomeboriπŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

FRSC officials are at it again!  The car I boarded from Ojota garage on my way to Ogba earlier today was stopped by one of FRSC officials. The cab driver obeyed and parked.  Here was me positioned on the front seat with my face all shades of disgust!!! The usual questions were asked the driver,…

A Psychopath or an Officer?😏😑

I’m still in bewilderment at the thought of the act that played out right in my presence some days ago!  On my way back from Sango Ota, I experienced man’s inhumanity to man. The driver of the bus I boarded wanted to drop off a passenger at a seemingly illegal bus stop when haven sighted…

Motorists are at it again o!πŸ™„πŸ™„

Please o bail me out here. Am I the only ‘stranger in Israel?’ Has fuel price increased? Bus fares are on the rise!  Just like yesterday I boarded a bus going to Ikeja from Jibowu area of Lagos. I gave the conductor 200 naira, expecting 50 naira change. Alas he said he has none to…

Seat or Chair?

I learnt a new distinction in the bus today o. The difference between a seat and a chair. Lol. To the Northern woman with Lagos mindset seated close to me, she’s sitting on a chair and not a seat, therefore, she’s not meant to pay the fare every other person paid.  Though joking, I guess…

Aanuoluwa!!!πŸ™†πŸΌ

I rode in a tricycle with a happy-go-lucky toddler. She was so excited that she couldn’t keep mute. I imagine just how she would be in the bath tub!πŸ˜€.  It got to a point I was scared she might just hit her head or slip. As if the mother read my mind, she put her…

Lord have mercy!!!

What are these government officials turning into? VIO ti k’eran m’ero o!  I just escaped an accident some moments ago!πŸ‘ΌπŸ½ my God! One of the VIO officials posted to 7up area at Alausa, Lagos state jumped into the vehicles through the passenger’s side (with the two seats occupied by passengers) to struggle with the driver…

Showers of ….?

Situation report!  The rain came pouring some minutes ago at Ojota.  I managed to get to the bridge, hoping to find shelter since I didn’t leave home with an umbrella only to find this holdupπŸ‘£πŸ‘£πŸ˜΅πŸ˜²πŸ˜± ​​ ​I became wetter than I was in the rain. πŸ™„πŸ‘‡πŸΎβ˜” You won’t believe the next bus stop (Ketu) was…