Zip-Up! It applies to the mouth too! Aargh!!!

That moment you have that feeling your co-passenger is trouble.  As soon as she entered the tricycle, her mouth started to work. She kept pointing out unnecessary things on our way. Then the tricycle jacked. “Take it easy”, the elderly woman said. The passenger seated next to the driver replied her “is not his fault”…

LASTMA Dey WorryπŸ€‘βš”οΈ

It was a long day yesterday. It seemed as though I went out on a physical exercise spree. I had to walk long distance from one garage to another before boarding buses. I didn’t mind though, since exercise is good for the body they say. I was soon tired 😴 out, hence the late post!…

Driver, Send them out of the bus!!!πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ˜±

I boarded a LAGBUS (the former BRT bus) to Ikorodu from Ojota on a Saturday like this. As we crawled through an unusual Lagos traffic occasioned by a downpour, a panel of discussants took over the atmosphere inside the bus with an argument on whether Naija go better or e no go better and how…

‘Spespe’ Ladies, Get In HereπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

I had a 9am appointment today, so I decided to employ the service of an Uber driver. I found out early this year that Uber sometimes are quite affordable, reliable and convenient. I love to indulge myself at times. So I got into the waiting Peugeot 307, then the driver told me he just realised…

Fallacious Generalisations πŸ™†πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

It’s no news that ethnicity has become a disease we all must be cured from. But when it shows in every single act we put up as a people even on the streets, then we need to be conscious!  We were almost at the T junction around Mobil filling station at ijaiye Ogba, when a…

Softly! Softly! Oga🀑

Reminiscing this rainy Wednesday on some characters I’ve encountered this my commuter life. Whew!  I recall an incident that happened when Lagos mainland (Ikeja, Acme, Agege, Agidingbi and Ogba axes) was on a lock down on the 9th of May when APC had their congress at their Acme secretariat with respect to the forthcoming LG…

What You Sow, You Reap!πŸ‘‚πŸ½

That moment you pay makeup artist 7k and you expect to look like Kate Henshaw! Hehehe! I was still trying to have some respite from the waka waka I’d been on today (in a tricycle) when my ear (it wasn’t me o nor was it intentional, lol) dropped in on the conversation of the two…

Who Lawlessness Epp?😜

That moment you’ve been indoors for many days and the first time you step out of the house, you couldn’t but be amused at the scenario that played out before your very eyes. It was a sunny Thursday afternoon at Ikeja around Ayinke hospital area. In a twinkle of an eye, we (my friend and…

What Happened To Manners?

It was torture all the way in the hands of a mature lady from Ikeja to Aswani (where she alighted). She started on the phone not mindful she was in a public transport. She spoke so loud and fast! Even the person at the receiving end could not get a word out! she cared less…

So Much For A Mother…

When women in the bus are on your case, you know you are in for a bad time. One of the passengers of the bus I boarded from Ogba to Mile 2 some days ago paid for two seats but sat on 2 and half seats. Lol. She had three children and an elderly woman….

What Is Bad Is Bad!

The attitude we citizens display on our roads leave much to be desired always! We are as lawless as our rulers! Scratch that! Our rulers are as lawless as we are! I boarded a tricycle as usual on my way home this evening. The driver got to a T-junction around Ogba, saw that there was…